We woke up in the Grand Canyon, AZ, and went to bed in Monument Valley, Utah… thatβs a pretty perfect Out West day!
In order to leave the Grand Canyon, we have to go back through the national Park.

We have discovered our problem with the Grand Canyon. We are North Rim people, but we visited the South Rim. The Grand Canyon gets 6.5 million people each year, and 6 million of those visit the South Rim. The North Rim is much less developed, and commercialized. You have to really want to see the North Rim. After the beauty and peacefulness of Zion and Bryce Canyon, we probably should have gone to the North Rim. Oh well, live and learn. Boys can mark Grand Canyon off their bucket list π
We had no where to be until Tuesday morning so we slept in, had breakfast and started making our way to Monument Valley. The WiFi in the Southwest is spotty at best, so we’ve learned to do anything online whenever you have WiFi. So we plotted a few stops on our way and off we went!
Talk about open spaces and long roads… they just go on and on and on! 
Our first stop was in Tuba City, Arizona. Tuba City was home to some of the Navajo code talkers during World War II. These young men signed up and provided an unbreakable code based on the Navajo language. The amazing part was that they signed up to fight for a country that up until this point had done nothing but destroy their heritage, with actions like the Long Walk, internment at Fort Sumner, Mandatory Navajo Boarding Schools and federal programs that prevented anything beneficial to the Navajo. 


Tuba City is also home to one of the original Trading Posts on the reservation. We bought some Navajo spun-wool, Mike found a book on The Code Talkers, and we found an ornament for our travel tree – a hand carved wooden flying pig πβ€οΈ



We spent some time in the Explore Najavo Museum. 
The Museum included a film on the beginnings of the Navajo culture, that bore a striking resemblance to the creation story in the Bible, including Noah and the flood.
The great part about being the only people in a museum is that you get some very personal touches from the guides. One young man spent time teaching us to speak Navajo:
Mother – Shima
Father – Shizhee
Older brother -shanii
Younger brother – shitsili (of course this name led to lots of giggles!)
We got to see real life Hogans – the homes of the Navajo Indians. The Boys thought it was particularly cool that the front door always faces east to get the first light of day.

We also learned about the government/judicial system of the Navajo Nation.
We left the museum and found the local grocery, Bashas- like a Food Lion out here – and restocked our cooler and snacks.
This little $16 cooler has saved us hundreds in breakfasts, lunches and snacks! Speaking of lunch, Mama’s Restaurant on US Highway 89 is now open for lunch π
The drive was so beautiful but again so different as you pass through different areas
and these two enjoyed switching to the front seat some π





Well there’s something you don’t see everyday, a hitching post
We said goodbye to Arizona and hello to Utah
We made it to our hotel for the evening, Goulding’s lodge. The Gouldings were a couple who lived in Monument Valley, Utah. They initially opened up rooms in their home for borders, which led to a hotel, which led to the lodge today. During the Great Depression as the Navajo nation was hard-hit, the Gouldings traveled to Hollywood with their last $60 and photographs of Monument Valley. They convinced movie producers to come to Monument Valley to shoot movies, and that began the Hollywood phase in Monument Valley. Hollywood and Monument Valley aren’t limited to John Wayne and Westerns – National Lampoon’s Vacation and Forest Gump’s loooooonnnnnggggg run π were filmed in Monument Valley thanks to the Goulding’s.



It’s easy to see why you would use this for a backdrop of a movie, especially with these two β€οΈ
The boys spent some time swimming and then we had dinner at the Lodge Restaurant.





Mike and I tried some traditional dishes, beef stew and green chili stew with Navajo Fry Bread 
The boys stuck with traditional dinners of cheeseburgers and corn dog bites π€ͺ
We were too late to catch the showing of A John Wayne movie at the theater but it was a great day anyway.
Tomorrow we have a bright and early tour of monument Valley with a Navajo guide. I’m also going to try to get up for the sunrise because when am I going to be in Monument Valley again? βοΈ






and made on quick stop at the Watchtower Overlook before heading to the Holiday Inn Express to meet our tour. We made it at 11:20 – checked in, dropped bags and cooler, grabbed our backpacks and water bottles and met our guide, right on time π
It was fun to see the boys’ reactions


Can you see it?
And made some great family pictures… coming to a Christmas Card near you soon π

We also had a little fun pretending to “fall”


Such Hams π€£ππ€£
Back in the Jeep and off we go to Watchtower (where we stopped coming in… for free π€¦π»ββοΈ). some of us were starting to get sleepy
No one knows why the Indians who lived here built these towers but clearly they were worried about someone or something. We went inside the replica built in 1939.
Boys loved seeing the petroglyphs – like hieroglyphics but prehistoric
The views from the Watchtower were really beautiful. And it wasn’t as crowded as some of the other spots.

On the drive to the next overlook, we saw some elk. (Again, same elk that we passed on our way to meet the tour… for free π€) 
They were pretty cute but apparently we were the only country people in the park today, because people were amazed that there were elk and deer roaming around!?! Seriously, I have deer come on my front porch to eat my flowers. Ugh! π It finally got to be a joke. We were giggling to the point of tears from Mike’s yankee impersonation of “oh my gawd, it’s a de-ah!” π€£π€£π€£
Waiting in line because “oh my Gawd, it’s a de-ah!” π€£π€£π€£





Boys were ready run a bit, so we went back to hotel, grabbed lunch and headed back to the park to tour on our own.





We drive around the park, and honestly it’s really disappointing to see. The Canyon is just gorgeous but the areas around the Canyon are really run down. It’s just missing a Wings to complete the commercialism. Maybe if we had not seen so much natural beauty at Zion and Bryce, then this may be okay.

They explained that they don’t start cooking your order until you order so it takes a bit, and they really didn’t want you to stand around the counter waiting…






then the food and milkshakes arrived – no more cards. Yum! This lunch was delicious!
Now when I say this place is kitschy, I mean serious Clark Griswold kitschy π€£ππ€£
But the surprising this was that Michael and Leo loved it! 

they pretended to be dead
drove a fake horse and wagon
were the jailer/went to jail
and had a high noon showdown
Totally cheesy and totally fun!
It was starting to get really warm again, so we headed on to Page, Az
And then we saw the state line
We couldn’t figure out what was going on with our clocks. Suddenly the car clock and our phones were an hour different. The we realized that Arizona doesn’t recognize daylight savings time so we gained an hour from Utah.
But then they remembered the Dam puns, and then they were all about the Dam Tour π€£π€£π€£
here’s a Dam little boy who reminded us of our cousin Rhett. Boys played this game about Dam trivia for about 30 minutes
Here’s some Dam family pictures π€ͺβ€οΈ


and here’s the Dam kid area





Who knows, but whatever. They were calmer than when they started.



Look at these 3 after finishing their 1st Navajo tacos


So a little long but the Falls are supposed to be amazing. So we packed a picnic lunch, first aid kit, compass, whistle and lots of water. Mike also loaded up a cooler to keep in car with cold water for when we finished the hike and off we went.


It was a 3.1 mile hike in and 3.1 out, so off we went to conquer Lower Calf Creek Falls.



The Hike was beautiful, but it was tough, especially in the heat and altitude. There were some pretty steep climbs followed by gradual descents. 

But the views were awesome!

The boys played and slid and played and slid for an hour or so.






I think it’s safe to say they had a great time π We had a picnic lunch and just enjoyed watching the boys have so much fun β€οΈ




We were all so proud of ourselves for completing this hike. It wasn’t what I’d call “easy” – apparently easy in Utah means something different than in North Carolinaπ€ͺ


And we finished off our convection oven apple-blueberry dump cake.


those 2 are great at finishing off leftovers π€£
This is one of the viewing “holes” in the tunnel for outside.
This is the view from inside the tunnel.
After a mile in the tunnel, I was happy to see the light π



Their Visitors Center had a few exhibits explaining the wildlife and Bryce’s famous hoodoos. Hoodoos are former when a large piece of rock erodes at different levels, then ice goes into crevices, expands, melts, erosion, ice, expand, melt, on and one for hundreds of years.

I also found these wild animals in the wildlife of a Bryce exhibit π€ͺ
Sandwiches, and picnic packed, water filled – lets go see Bryce! 


We decided to hike the Navajo Loop which took us waaaayyy into the Canyon. Like 1,000 feet into the Canyon. I tried to mark some of the Trail in blue
It is really hard to describe but it was just gorgeous! The giant hoodoos, the trees that seem to just sprout of from any crevice with moisture, and views!



These two again had the best time and scared their daddy and I to death! There isn’t a railing on the hike and my stomach was just in knots until we made it to the bottom

We found the perfect picnic rock and enjoyed some rest before starting that crazy climb UP!
We has to take several rest breaks as we climbed up. At one break, the boys built mini-hoodoos
The climb continued…
And finally we made it back to the top. Whew!!! Those were hard fought miles!
We beaded ALL the way to the top of Bryce, Rainbow Point, elevation 9,115 π³
As we stopped at different overlooks, the boys began to get tired of my plaque reading and desire to stop at every single stop… to which I responded in a very Mother-of-the-Year moment: “you get your butt out of this car, and come look at nature!” Which resulted in absolute belly-shaking giggles from all my boys, and then from me π€£ππ€£















We watched a gorgeous sunset from the back porch, and thanked God for all our blessings.



We finished the night watching the Astronaut Farmer and enjoying being able to spread out a little instead of a hotel. The boys have their own bunk beds, so pray no one falls off π€ͺ



We started off with an easy steady climb up, crossing the Virgin River, and then began an assent up 600 feet to some of the most spectacular views of Zion Canyon. 





OH. MY. WORD! Thankfully we didn’t look down until this point, and began our descent shortly thereafter- Whew! 


About half-way down, we stopped for a water and bathroom break, and talked to some of the folks riding with us. There was a really nice family from New York who were on a trip similar to ours, just backwards… we started in Vegas and end in Colorado, they started in Colorado and end in Vegas.
The boys were a little smitten by Cowgirl Savannah β€οΈ She is a student at Southern Utah and works here during the summer and on weekends during school. She was a great guide, and was cute too, which I’m sure helped keep my little cowboys’ attention π 
As we descended, the sights of the canyon were breathtaking

And the boys enjoyed trading jokes with Cowboy Lance. Here’s one we learned: Did you hear that Willie Nelson was killed? No? He was playing on the road again. π€£ Or: what do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh π€£π€£

Look at that sexy lawyer-farmer-sawmill operator-cowboy β€οΈ
And then it was on to swimming!



and skipping rocks… we’re up to 3 skips now!οΏΌοΏΌοΏΌοΏΌοΏΌοΏΌοΏΌ






The boys liked the Nature Center and although it was really for a younger age group, they made the best of it
We did manage to find a cool lizard, despite his best attempts at camouflage. 

Apparently one of the best boy-things ever, is throwing big rocks in water and making a splash because they did it for 30 minutes and laughed their heads off!




One more picture and one more rock climb and I think we can officially mark Zion done… until next time π


Michael wanted to try dinner at Springdale Noodle Pizza, so we headed there for dinner after a quick dip in the hot tub. It was fantastic homemade pizza and was across the street from the Candy Factory who sold ice cream and homemade chocolate π₯°

and Mike looked like a hobo walking down the road with the loaf of bread we needed for tomorrow’s picnic ππ€£











not a bad view for lunch
This place is little boy heaven, and a parent’s nightmare! The boys wanted to climb everything, and normally, I’m the go-ahead-climb-it parent, and Mike is the worrier but here… with these sheer rocks and dangerous drop-offs and edges – whew! I’m giving Mike a run for his money for most nervous parent π
We finally found some common ground and they climbed and climbed… not until their hearts were content, but as much as our nerves would stand π¬




















We then headed to the Lower Emerald Pools (the middle and upper level hikes were closed due to rock slides… and they’re also listed as strenuous hikes – but we were totally going to do the strenuous hikes if they weren’t closed (yea, right π₯΅)). This was quite a hike itself so I can’t imagine what the other hikes entailed –








We calculated we hiked about 8 miles total today so we are wiped out – again.




The Hoover Dam is HUGE! It is just hard to wrap your mind around how big this thing is.
The tour is worth every penny to see not just the Dam but the power plant portion. And the boys thoroughly enjoyed discussing “the Dam Tour” and “how awesome the Dam Tour is.”
The guides told us “kids love coming on the Dam Tour” and even point out “the Dam bat” who lived in the Dam π€£π€£


I became hilariously obsessed with this guy who filmed EVERYTHING the guide said! Seriously, everything! I can’t imagine he is going to go home and sit and watch Ben, the tour guide’s speech on water distributions to the 7 states who have water rights at the Dam. 
We loved the tunnels and looking out of vent grate, that was just a little high π³.
and watching Mike nervously cross a floor grate that was so deep you couldn’t see the bottom! 
The size of the generators inside the power plant were shocking. They alternate which generators run each day, and using the power of water, they generate enough power for a 1.5 million homes. They also have enough water in reserve for 20+ years, although they’ve been in “drought conditions” for the past 23 years.

The Visitors Center had great exhibits on the history of the Dam and how it was built. Turns out despite all the rumors there aren’t any bodies buried in the Hoover Dam… or so they want you to believe π€¨. There were also some “Tony Stark” style touchscreen exhibits that the boys loved.





but OH MY WORD! It was so hot! π₯΅ Not regular North Carolina hot. We’re talking surface of the sun hot! βοΈ It was a scorching 114Β° today π³π₯΅ Granted little to no humidity but 114Β° is HOT!
We left the Hoover Dam and the Dam Tour, headed back Boulder City for lunch. This town was something out of a Hollywood set. Clearly they depend on tourism and they definitely keep everything clean and picturesque.


We left Boulder City headed to Henderson, Nevada… home to the closest WalMart π€ͺ but seriously, we wanted to get a cooler, drinks, sandwich stuff and snacks for the next 2 weeks. On the way we caught sights of a few dust devils.
We also passed Nallis Air Force Base. The base is so large that it has it’s own zip code.

It is home to the largest number of squadrons of all US airbases, which the boys happily watched as we drove… including fighter jets!














We drove from one stop to the next, hiking as we wanted (or could stand in the heat… I have a new appreciation for the turkey on Thanksgiving!)



By the time we left the Valley of Fire, and the heat, we were wiped out! We headed on to Utah… said goodbye to Nevada, and hello Arizona – we only clipped the edge of it, but it counts and we’ll be back in a few days

and then we rolled right on into Utah…
Got the airport with plenty of time, and then received
No worries. Remember, we delayed the second leg of our flight, so plenty of time to make our connection in Chicago. Moments, I mean moments, later, we receive a “Oops, our bad. You’re not really delayed” text from United airlines. But again no worries. Plenty of time…









Eat…
Self-playing-magic piano…
and iPad
and from my big boy ahead of me
Welcome to Vegas Baby π²πΊβ€οΈ
The boys love NewYork, NewYork, the Luxor and Paris

They just couldn’t understand why we wanted to wait 20 minutes to see the fountains at the Bellagio… until they started…


(and as a side note, I will never be wearing this dress again… I always thought it made me look cute and/or thin… oh no, no, no, instead i can choose between fat and/or pregnant. Um, Nope.)
A quick stop on the “streets of Paris” 
Boulder City is like a little piece of Radiator Springs (remember from Disney’s Cars). It is a really cute town built around Hoover Dam.
it was literally at the end of a strip mall off a side road but it was awesome!
Brisket, ribs, pulled pork, fries, fried okra, bacon beans (that’s not a typo, it’s not baked beans, it’s bacon baked beans), and mac&cheese! 

And yes, they are as tired as they look! They voluntarily skipped the pool tonight and said they thought they’d just go to bed! π³
getting Sampson settled; visiting the pigs; 

and packing. CMT put me in a perfect vacation mood by playing Vacation 

Now I’m not sure how they know 11 hours ahead of time that someone else’s delay will cause my delay but whatever. So now the question is will we make our connection? Um, have you been to O’Hare? 10 minutes probably not enough time to get the 4 of us and our luggage across that massive airport. So we call United, made arrangements, get on a later flight, notify the car rental peeps… all’s well with the world. It’s 8:54pm now. And then we get another text:
This text should have just said: “Our bad, we’re not real delayed, just a little delayed. Oops.” π€¦π»ββοΈ I. Just. Can’t.